we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just
"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
Alcohol vs marijuana
So, that’s over.
hipster blogs be like
do you ever have to backspace a reply because
our friendship level is not ready for that
seattle man. a local hero.
"Billy where is your homework?"
"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”
the accuracy has me in tears