I wish none of you were sad
I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet
try and one up me again bitch
"and world peace" - Miss Congeniality
I love my skin!
I absolutely love this woman and everything she does.
british people are so fucking cute
they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’
they called sweaters ‘jumpers’
sneakers are ‘trainers’
they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’
fuck off you condescending twat
Most British sentence I’ve ever heard
FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN
THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
IT GOT BETTER
reblog if you want a thigh gap like this
It’s kind of funny watching people who are popular on Tumblr act like they’re so much more superior than other bloggers. It’s like when eighth graders think they’re better than seventh graders. We’re all in metaphorical middle school on this website. Pathetic, metaphorical middle school.
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
How r these people even breathing?
So much stupid. Cannot function on same planet. I must leave now.
The determination and the power